Delizzious.
Tumblr is where I go to get away from my stresses
I wonder how funny Portlandia is if you’ve never been to Portland, Oregon.
Cuz I’ve been there and everything you see on the show is 100% true.
I’ve never been, but I just know..
(Source: cumpunk, via selflubricatinganus)
(Source: basedpunk, via jontronshat-deactivated20130225)
Coworker: you wanna know the best way to get a crying baby to shut up?
Me: how?
Coworker: Just stick your dick in their mouth. There’s no way they can talk. They’d just choke."
this guy’s grandma just commented on his fb picture:
nice picture indeed. And Corey… as you know “I like the haircut” need I say more???? ~smile~ and love you and especially with such a nice haircut…… love the haircut…… should I say it again Corey… that I really like that haircut. !!!!! Bottom line, it is a very nice picture, i like the colors too and you both looked perfect. Need I say more Corey with such a great cut and all… and don’t forget to keep smiling…. and study hard.
im laughing so hard omg.
