"*at work and a baby is crying*
#text posts for ya
Coworker: you wanna know the best way to get a crying baby to shut up?
Coworker: Just stick your dick in their mouth. There’s no way they can talk. They’d just choke."
this guy’s grandma just commented on his fb picture:
nice picture indeed. And Corey… as you know “I like the haircut” need I say more???? ~smile~ and love you and especially with such a nice haircut…… love the haircut…… should I say it again Corey… that I really like that haircut. !!!!! Bottom line, it is a very nice picture, i like the colors too and you both looked perfect. Need I say more Corey with such a great cut and all… and don’t forget to keep smiling…. and study hard.
im laughing so hard omg.